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05-07-2006, 04:49 PM
>Three hockey fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot
>sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and
>discovered a nude female drunk and passed out.
>
>Out of respect for the lady, the Edmonton fan took off his cap and
>placed it over her right breast.
>
>The Vancouver fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.
>Following their lead, the Calgary fan took off his cap and placed it
>over her crotch.
>
>The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his
>inspection. First, he lifted up the Edmonton cap, replaced it, and
>wrote down some notes.
>
>Next, he lifted the Vancouver cap, replaced it, and wrote down some
>more notes.
>
>The officer then lifted the Calgary cap, replaced it, then lifted it
>again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last
>time.
>
>The Calgary fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a
>pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and
>looking?"
>
>" Well, " said the officer. " I am simply surprised. Normally when I
>look under an Calgary Flames hat, I find an asshole."
>sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and
>discovered a nude female drunk and passed out.
>
>Out of respect for the lady, the Edmonton fan took off his cap and
>placed it over her right breast.
>
>The Vancouver fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.
>Following their lead, the Calgary fan took off his cap and placed it
>over her crotch.
>
>The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his
>inspection. First, he lifted up the Edmonton cap, replaced it, and
>wrote down some notes.
>
>Next, he lifted the Vancouver cap, replaced it, and wrote down some
>more notes.
>
>The officer then lifted the Calgary cap, replaced it, then lifted it
>again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last
>time.
>
>The Calgary fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a
>pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and
>looking?"
>
>" Well, " said the officer. " I am simply surprised. Normally when I
>look under an Calgary Flames hat, I find an asshole."