mah rohd story

[cletus]

ah raced me one of them new three fity zeds in may cameroo. she was a nice un too. braiyt yellah with bling ash whims and the big ol fart cayn ona bak. i dunno wats wuz unduh da hood but it shugh wasnt no three fidy because mah three oh five with auto beat her noh problam. ah recon that nigger oghta get new door hinges cause ah blew the doors raght off a her. mah grrlfren was gettin rael excited like her hare flailin with the tee tohps an all so next wese pull up beside one a them fancy porch nine ellevens. an the guy driving was all smug like his shit don stink or sumthin. so when it goes green i goose her and lickedy split jus liyk dat ah dun blew hish doors off too. oh fuk man wat a wicked night and thats not it. the last guy i raced was a neuw corrvette. it was grayish and said ah bee seein yous on the lahcence plate. and some old dude wuz driving. ah seen him up ahead and trydd tah catch up. finally w got beside each other aht thu lights. and he's all lukin me down an shit. were revin up are motrrs an geeting reddy an ahl. the advance left likght cums on an he speeds away. only thing was he wuzint in the left turnn lane an he cut sum guy off. but other than that neu corvetts beaten me i had a pretty goohd naht and mah eighty two cumarrow is da king of the road.

[Jessev]

bahahaha who is this? obviously a member with the drummy shit....well done :D

[allpontiacs]

HO BOY

[matt_p]

hahaha

[TA_GTA]

HAHAHAHAH

[cletus]

stap laughling yous ignorunts i wuz beingk serious!

[Dunout]

AAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA this member is gold !

[AlexJasper]

im fuckin surprized i was even able to make out what he said haha :rofl:

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

nice kills

[89RS]

i call bs

[Jessev]

im fuckin surprized i was even able to make out what he said haha :rofl:

im surprised that youve merely been able to survive this long. natural selection seems to be taking its time with you too, but i sense a darwin award in your future

[matt_p]

way to re-hash adams line on drumhawk. try better next time.

[Jessev]

i said TOO, as a throwback to adam's post, but thanks for comin out.

[ManchesterBeast]

u fail


try better next time.

[matt]

simpsons did it!!~!!

[ManchesterBeast]

well cletus is a simpsons character. perhaps this hilarious new poster is a product of the fox channel corporation. sounds like a conspiracy! :)

[79 Z28]

pauls work?

[frenchy88]

funny shit

[travinder69]

just about as bad as that yank hick

[Bing]

oh man i'm in class right now and i'm biting my lip to stop me from laughing out loud

[notorious_ss]

funny shyt