Worst "date" EVER

[Noemi_Z28]

Okay, so I got suckered into taking out one of my dads clients sons (more like bribed, I got to take a carrera out ;D) Anyways first thing the kid says to me is "sweet I got set up with porno barbie" (somehow he thought this was smooth) Two minutes later he's on the phone with his friends and all I hear is "yeah not bad, nice rack blah blah" this is before we even go OUT >:(

Anyways I have to keep reminding myself mmm porche, so I go pick him up and two blocks down the road "wow you really know how to handle that stick shift, wanna handle mine?" So then outside the restaurant he actually opened my car door and helped me out which I shocked about until I get "soft hands, hmm you what that's good for" and it seriously went downhill from there, some of the other shit he said made THAT look incredibly charming, but i'll keep that off the board haha.

Anyways just had to vent :P On an up side the car was sooooooo fun ;D

[Mineral02]

Bahahahhahaha, sorry to hear it. Seems like your whole life you're constantly getting screwed over. :-*

[Noemi_Z28]

Bahahahhahaha, sorry to hear it. Seems like your whole life you're constantly getting screwed over. :-*


Yeah I'm thinking I should just never leave my house :P

[79 Z28]

lol thats too bad, tooks like you had a day similar to mine :-\

[Mineral02]

lol thats too bad, tooks like you had a day similar to mine :-\


Did some 20 year old guy ask you to suck him off too??? :o

[79 Z28]

no but my motor got raped! lol

[IROC-Z]

Okay, so I got suckered into taking out one of my dads clients sons (more like bribed, I got to take a carrera out ;D) Anyways first thing the kid says to me is "sweet I got set up with porno barbie" (somehow he thought this was smooth) Two minutes later he's on the phone with his friends and all I hear is "yeah not bad, nice rack blah blah" this is before we even go OUT >:(

Anyways I have to keep reminding myself mmm porche, so I go pick him up and two blocks down the road "wow you really know how to handle that stick shift, wanna handle mine?" So then outside the restaurant he actually opened my car door and helped me out which I shocked about until I get "soft hands, hmm you what that's good for" and it seriously went downhill from there, some of the other shit he said made THAT look incredibly charming, but i'll keep that off the board haha.

Anyways just had to vent :P On an up side the car was sooooooo fun ;D


So how was the sex? :P

[Iceman_19]

llama got laid! ;D

[Jewelz]

bwaaaahahahahahahahahahaha.... too funny...

I once went on a date with this guy and I picked him up in my car.... he saw it and went billistic..

"OH MY GOD THIS IS YOUR CAR! WOW U ARE HOT! CAN I DRIVE IT SOMETIME! WOW I KNEW U WERE COOL... ITS FAST ISNT IT!! WOW..... BET U PICK UP LOTS OF GUYS IN THIS CAR HEY! EVER TRIED OUT THE BACK SEAT.HAHAHAHA. WORK IT!. AHAHAHAHAH HOLY ITS FAST HEY"... ::) The whole time I just sat there sayiing nothing. he said it all in one breath too!

Noemi this is why u and me should never go on dates.. LOL I've been on 2 dates in 4 years...the one I mentioned and another one of them I went to a strip club! ;) hahahaha

[Iceman_19]

bwaaaahahahahahahahahahaha.... too funny...

I once went on a date with this guy and I picked him up in my car.... he saw it and went billistic..

"OH MY GOD THIS IS YOUR CAR! WOW U ARE HOT! CAN I DRIVE IT SOMETIME! WOW I KNEW U WERE COOL... ITS FAST ISNT IT!! WOW..... BET U PICK UP LOTS OF GUYS IN THIS CAR HEY! EVER TRIED OUT THE BACK SEAT.HAHAHAHA. WORK IT!. AHAHAHAHAH HOLY ITS FAST HEY"... ::) The whole time I just sat there sayiing nothing. he said it all in one breath too!

Noemi this is why u and me should never go on dates.. LOL I've been on 2 dates in 4 years...the one I mentioned and another one of them I went to a strip club! ;) hahahaha


lmao, stupid guys.

[79 Z28]

you gals have bad luck over there on the island! :-\

[Jewelz]

The island blows for men... seriously. Soooo hurtin. I gots to start importing them over from van! ;)

Oh and the women arnt exactly spectacular eaither except for noemi ... shes a hottie ;)

- Jewelz

[Sidwaz]

time to go out with some real men, too bad there aren't any on this site ;D

[Chris_88_Camaro]

island sux, no girls on here worth spending time on anymore!, ill stay with my car lol! ;D

[Noemi_Z28]

island sux, no girls on here worth spending time on anymore!, ill stay with my car lol! ;D


That's cuz you like way out in hicksville :P Vic girls rock ;)

[Jewelz]

true dat... altho I am technically a van chick since I grew up there..
8)

so anymore unpleasant date stories noemi? ;) keep em runnin coz that was a good one!

- Jewelz

[IROC-Z]

The island blows for men... seriously. Soooo hurtin. I gots to start importing them over from van! ;)

Oh and the women arnt exactly spectacular eaither except for noemi ... shes a hottie ;)

- Jewelz


I hear that island women blow too ;) hehe

[Mineral02]

The island blows for men... seriously. Soooo hurtin. I gots to start importing them over from van! ;)

Oh and the women arnt exactly spectacular eaither except for noemi ... shes a hottie ;)

- Jewelz


I hear that island women blow too ;) hehe


See premium BJ's for proof.

[Noemi_Z28]

Love you too Jared :P

[Jon]

The island blows for men... seriously. Soooo hurtin. I gots to start importing them over from van! ;)

Oh and the women arnt exactly spectacular eaither except for noemi ... shes a hottie ;)

- Jewelz


I hear that island women blow too ;) hehe


See premium BJ's for proof.


yeah about that.. i think we need to change the name... PBJs is confusing people.. they think its a sandwich company :o ;D

[Mineral02]

Love you too Jared :P


Anytime

[79 Z28]

The island blows for men... seriously. Soooo hurtin. I gots to start importing them over from van! ;)

Oh and the women arnt exactly spectacular eaither except for noemi ... shes a hottie ;)

- Jewelz


;) ;) :-* lol

[Chris_88_Camaro]

island sux, no girls on here worth spending time on anymore!, ill stay with my car lol! ;D


That's cuz you like way out in hicksville :P Vic girls rock ;)




umm i dunno tried that scene allreaddy member??, it didnt work out. all hopless lol! anyways yeah living in qualicum is nice not hickville!

[Jewelz]

chris just coz u dated one (or more) girls from vic doesnt mean u dated the whole population of victoria girls...

some of us are rad! ;D ;D ;D

[Jinks]

like radiator?

[79 Z28]

like radiator?


i had a rad once, she was too hot to touch! ::)

[IROC-Z]

like radiator?


i had a rad once, she was too hot to touch! ::)


So it turns out Jason's car gets him a little too horny! ;D

[79 Z28]

like radiator?


i had a rad once, she was too hot to touch! ::)


So it turns out Jason's car gets him a little too horny! ;D


my car got soo horny on friday it jizzed its fluids all over itself and hwy 1 ::)

[IROC-Z]

like radiator?


i had a rad once, she was too hot to touch! ::)


So it turns out Jason's car gets him a little too horny! ;D


my car got soo horny on friday it jizzed its fluids all over itself and hwy 1 ::)


Turns out jason's not the only one who's premature :P

[Chrisblack99gt]

what's with the name??

[Jinks]

hes a bad ass mofo prostreetJJ

[79 Z28]

hes a bad ass mofo prostreetJJ


its cuz these fuckers changed my shit around, dont do it again! >:( >:( >:( >:(

[IROC-Z]

hes a bad ass mofo prostreetJJ


its cuz these fuckers changed my shit around, dont do it again! >:( >:( >:( >:(



ha..... ha ;D

[Noemi_Z28]

hes a bad ass mofo prostreetJJ


its cuz these fuckers changed my shit around, dont do it again! >:( >:( >:( >:(


Uh oh angry Jason, grrrrrr roooowr ;D

[79 Z28]

hes a bad ass mofo prostreetJJ


its cuz these fuckers changed my shit around, dont do it again! >:( >:( >:( >:(


Uh oh angry Jason, grrrrrr roooowr ;D


>:( ::) :P

[Noemi_Z28]

:-*

[Bagged_camaro]

Well,
ive decided single life is best for me. Im currently wheeling 7 women from vic... feels great! ;)

[Noemi_Z28]

Well,
ive decided single life is best for me. Im currently wheeling 7 women from vic... feels great! ;)


haha you WHORE :P

[Jewelz]

Well,
ive decided single life is best for me. Im currently wheeling 7 women from vic... feels great! ;)


I dont think your crazy buddies count as 'women' altho I do... but then again u aint wheeling me.. ;) j/k j/k

yeah I agree single life is da shiznat..

- Jewelz