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I wish.. ;D
6.00 Alarm.
6.15 Blow job.
6.30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section.
7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot
7.30 Limo arrives.
7.45 Several Beers en-route to airport.
9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet.
9.30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).
9.45 Play front nine - 2 under.
11.45 Lunch - Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon.
12.15 Blow job.
12.30 Play back nine - 4 under.
2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Bourbons).
2.30 Fly to Cairns.
3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over..naturally).
6.45 Shit, Shower and Shave.
7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; cannabis legalised.
7.30 Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by Ice-cream served on a big pair of tits.
9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch match of the day
9.30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies... some bending over).
11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale.
11.30 A night cap blow job.
11.45 In bed alone.
11.50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11.51 Laugh yourself to sleep
79 Z28
10-20-2003, 02:31 AM
dude stop copying my fun filled days i send to you over msn. pretending to be me, geez :P p.s. that fart was stinkeeeee ;D
Angel73
10-21-2003, 01:02 PM
man!!!! that day would be fuckin awesome!!!! but u gotta have the car in there somewhere!!!! and good choice with elle,
man!!!! that day would be fuckin awesome!!!! but u gotta have the car in there somewhere!!!! and good choice with elle,
o yeah definatly.. that should be in there just after the alarm... 6:02 Jump in McLaren F1 and pick up noemi
jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk ;D
Noemi_Z28
10-22-2003, 03:27 AM
man!!!! that day would be fuckin awesome!!!! but u gotta have the car in there somewhere!!!! and good choice with elle,
o yeah definatly.. that should be in there just after the alarm... 6:02 Jump in McLaren F1 and pick up noemi
jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk ;D
then you'd have to change it all together,
6:02 pick up noemi
6:08 slowly regain conciousness after the beating noemi gave you for trying to get her up at 6
6:10 wonder where she took your car
6:11 realize she's prolly already crossing the boarder to mexico....damn you're not getting your car back
man!!!! that day would be fuckin awesome!!!! but u gotta have the car in there somewhere!!!! and good choice with elle,
o yeah definatly.. that should be in there just after the alarm... 6:02 Jump in McLaren F1 and pick up noemi
jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk ;D
then you'd have to change it all together,
6:02 pick up noemi
6:08 slowly regain conciousness after the beating noemi gave you for trying to get her up at 6
6:10 wonder where she took your car
6:11 realize she's prolly already crossing the boarder to mexico....damn you're not getting your car back
6:12 Noemi picked up by Mexican border patrol
6:14 Returned to private jet for her 6:15 appointment
Noemi_Z28
10-22-2003, 03:30 AM
How are they gunna catch me lets be honest here ;)
on a side not so you really think it would be smart to expose any senstive parts after that? :P
How are they gunna catch me lets be honest here ;)
on a side not so you really think it would be smart to expose any senstive parts after that? :P
...... <ponders> ......
well i would take the risk, seeing as i know u wouldnt want to ruin the rep of PBJ's ;D
Noemi_Z28
10-22-2003, 03:34 AM
How are they gunna catch me lets be honest here ;)
on a side not so you really think it would be smart to expose any senstive parts after that? :P
...... <ponders> ......
well i would take the risk, seeing as i know u wouldnt want to ruin the rep of PBJ's ;D
Can't ruin credencials such as mine with one "mishap" ;D
How are they gunna catch me lets be honest here ;)
on a side not so you really think it would be smart to expose any senstive parts after that? :P
...... <ponders> ......
well i would take the risk, seeing as i know u wouldnt want to ruin the rep of PBJ's ;D
Can't ruin credencials such as mine with one "mishap" ;D
u make it sound like its happened b4 :o
79 Z28
10-22-2003, 04:53 AM
factor in the additions made by jon, that would be a sweet day haha 8)
Oh yeah
Id take the Enzo out for her pickup at 12:15..
and the Koenigsegg for 11:30 ;D
79 Z28
10-22-2003, 05:03 AM
Oh yeah
Id take the Enzo out for her pickup at 12:15..
and the Koenigsegg for 11:30 ;D
the real question is she really worth all that trouble, i mean come on if you were that rich im sure you could hire better :-X 8) j/k? heh
Oh yeah
Id take the Enzo out for her pickup at 12:15..
and the Koenigsegg for 11:30 ;D
the real question is she really worth all that trouble, i mean come on if you were that rich im sure you could hire better :-X 8) j/k? heh
hahhah.. nope.. nothin but the best
Noemi_Z28
10-22-2003, 05:04 AM
Oh yeah
Id take the Enzo out for her pickup at 12:15..
and the Koenigsegg for 11:30 ;D
im sure you could hire better :-X 8) j/k? heh
meh I'm not gunna slit my wrists over it :P
79 Z28
10-22-2003, 05:07 AM
im just saying that cuz when jon refuses to hire you for more services ill be right behind him to pick up the slack and make sure your up to quota hahaha 8)
79 Z28
10-22-2003, 05:09 AM
man im getting ripped off then, dammit!! >:(
Noemi_Z28
10-22-2003, 05:12 AM
hahha.. i dont pay
that's cuz you don't get play ;)
hahha.. i dont pay
that's cuz you don't get play ;)
hahah.. i never said i got any either ;)
to be around her majesty is "premium" enough ;)
79 Z28
10-22-2003, 05:19 AM
haha whats that smell?.....................bullshit lol :-*
haha whats that smell?.....................bullshit lol :-*
haha.. noway man.. all truth :)
79 Z28
10-22-2003, 05:23 AM
damn noemi you must be really hot then to have such control over these guys. im lucky im outta reach of your sorcerous powers, for now! :o ;)
IROC-Z
10-22-2003, 11:04 AM
hahha.. i dont pay
that's cuz you don't get play ;)
common now, we all know thats not true ;)
and really, didn't you see the Vid, PBJ's are in the free trial period right now. Take advantage of this guys :P
Angel73
10-22-2003, 10:22 PM
no, its just she likes gettin the smoke up her ass!!!! lol, jkjk, by the way, i just found the old pic of ur maro there nomi.
and jon, u know if u be havin thay kinda day u dont need to waste time on any specific girl man, no girls worth that, just say fuck her and move on down the line!!!! lol
no, its just she likes gettin the smoke up her ass!!!! lol, jkjk, by the way, i just found the old pic of ur maro there nomi.
and jon, u know if u be havin thay kinda day u dont need to waste time on any specific girl man, no girls worth that, just say fuck her and move on down the line!!!! lol
hahah nomi's fun to have around :) .. wouldnt give her up
plus if i had that kind of money id probably get her a *gasps* a cobra r mustang or somthin to drive around the track in my BACK YARD
Angel73
10-23-2003, 01:40 AM
oh i know!!!!! lol, try wakin her up, trust me, not such an easy task!!!! (had to rev quite a bit).
but i guess shes fun to have around, jkjk, u know u the shit nomi...
oh i know!!!!! lol, try wakin her up, trust me, not such an easy task!!!! (had to rev quite a bit).
but i guess shes fun to have around, jkjk, u know u the shit nomi...
try being on the recieving end of a nomi wake up call
thump thump thump thump thump thump *nothing* woooosh.... CRASH <pain>
Noemi_Z28
10-23-2003, 01:48 AM
oh i know!!!!! lol, try wakin her up, trust me, not such an easy task!!!! (had to rev quite a bit).
but i guess shes fun to have around, jkjk, u know u the shit nomi...
try being on the recieving end of a nomi wake up call
thump thump thump thump thump thump *nothing* woooosh.... CRASH <pain>
AHAHAHAAH okay I'm sorry that was funny I must have been running for a solid 30 seconds before I took a leap and flew into the tent, I'm pretty sure i was still drunk I mean it was like 6 am ;)
I mean sorry that was mean :-[
Noemi_Z28
10-23-2003, 01:54 AM
oh i know!!!!! lol, try wakin her up, trust me, not such an easy task!!!! (had to rev quite a bit).
but i guess shes fun to have around, jkjk, u know u the shit nomi...
That's cuz you guys have this idea that it's better to lay a huge patch, or rev the crap outta your cars in front of my window instead of you know ringing the doorbell? :P
I'll admit not the worst way to wake up ;)
oh i know!!!!! lol, try wakin her up, trust me, not such an easy task!!!! (had to rev quite a bit).
but i guess shes fun to have around, jkjk, u know u the shit nomi...
try being on the recieving end of a nomi wake up call
thump thump thump thump thump thump *nothing* woooosh.... CRASH <pain>
AHAHAHAAH okay I'm sorry that was funny I must have been running for a solid 30 seconds before I took a leap and flew into the tent, I'm pretty sure i was still drunk I mean it was like 6 am ;)
I mean sorry that was mean :-[
lol.. teeners lucky i took the brunt of that... that was a mean landing
79 Z28
10-23-2003, 02:28 AM
WWE style! got the peoples elbow there eh! ;D
Noemi_Z28
10-23-2003, 02:31 AM
WWE style! got the peoples elbow there eh! ;D
What can I say, I'm a scrapper :P rawr
Jewelz
10-26-2003, 03:50 PM
bwhahaha what a hilarious thread.
Noemi u aint a scrapper!! your a softy except when u bring out the whip but shh. no ones suppose to know that... ;)
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