iroc22
12-09-2003, 07:46 PM
pulled this from bc4x4
Barbie Dolls Inc. Announces The Release Today of Limited Edition Barbie
Dolls for the Vancouver Market:
West Van Barbie:
This 'Princess Barbie' is only sold at Park Royal (at selected stores
only). She comes with assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a lapdog
and a 2 Million dollar house. Options include tummy tuck, face lift, spa
certificates for Tiba, and a workaholic cheating husband Dr.Ken.
Tsawwassen / White Rock Barbie:
This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the Lexus SUV or Ford
Windstar minivan (traffic jamming cell phone sold separately). She gets
lost easily, and has no full-time occupation or secondary education. You
can find this Barbie walking the beach in the mornings or trying to work
off her extra pounds at Just Ladies Fitness. Optional matching gym outfit.
East Van Barbie:
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a
slammed Chevrolet with oversized wheels and tinted windows and a Methadone
Clinic Ken. Also available in a jailbird version with orange coveralls.
Yaletown Barbie:
This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports car or a souped up
Hummer 2, and for an added bonus, a $200,000, 400 square foot bachelorette
pad. She walks her Chiuwawa, named Pookie every morning to Starbucks for
her Grande, double shot, skinny, sugar-free vanilla latte. Also available,
numerous Platinum credit cards and Shallow-Ken. You can find this Barbie at
Yaletown Yoga Studio 3 times a week. This Barbie takes Pookie to her job as
a Financial Analyst.
Cloverdale Barbie:
This white-trash model comes in Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a
NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack of Coors Light and a Hank, Jr. CD set.
She can spit over 5 feet and she can kick Ken's a$$ when she's drunk. A
pickup is available with JR Country Radio bumper stickers.
Aldergrove Barbie:
The Parkside version has a mouth that is firmly closed so as not to show
her summer teeth, Daisy Dukes and a half T-shirt that guarantees you can
see her navel piercing and at least 5 tattoos. Both versions swear
incessantly and are not recommended for children. She is a GRCC drop-out,
and has never made it out of what she calls "the rockin' grove"
Surrey Barbie:
This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie still has not learned that you
can't wear high-heeled sandals from Payless with no pedicure and without
breaking a heel and falling while you chase your beer gutted mullet wearing
boyfriend. Her make-up is dark red lip liner with lips covered in a sparkly
pink color or no fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed
jeans with assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back of her jeans,
a white barely-there see-through shirt. Her long, layered hair is
bleached/highlighted and BIG. Accessories include: CD-player equipped with
Bon Jovi, and a 1996 Camaro Z-28.
Maple Ridge Barbie:
This Barbie is the same model of Barbie that was released in 1982. She
comes with shoulder pads, dark Polyester skirt, white pantyhose and a bad
haircut. Options include a Rick James T-shirt, Wal-Mart purse and outdated
shoes.
Chilliwack Barbie:
This flannel wearing Barbie comes with her own 4-H ribbon collection, brown
pick up truck and blue eye shadow. She's a country girl at heart with cow
manure odoured boots (scratch and sniff the soles for a realistic dose of
country fun). Cowboy Ken is toothless and also clad in red and black
flannel check shirt. You can find Cowboy Ken making a fool of himself in
the stands at local hockey games.
Richmond Barbie:
This chemically treated, black with red streaked hair Barbie, with her
Burberry handbag and matching scarf, comes with a hot little Mercedes with
Hello Kitty stuffed toys on the dash, funded directly from her rich
Grandparents. This one of a kind Barbie also comes with an unlimited amount
of Platinum credit cards. Speed-loving Ken is also available with the
choice of a souped up Honda Civic or Subaru Impreza.
Kitsilano Barbie:
This Barbie is usually found shopping on 4th Ave in her Lululemon yoga
outfit and carrying a bag of fresh organic veggies from 'Choices' with her
snowboarding shaggy haired boyfriend Ken. On weekends you can find this
Barbie babe at The Sushi Eatery with a swarm of Barbie friends. You can
purchase this Barbie's torn Levi's, buffalo sweater and crocheted purse for
her laid-back days.
West-End Ken
You can purchase this special Ken at select Boys Co. stores, and he comes
complete with a tight black shirt and leather pants. Ken is usually found
struttin' down Davie or dancin' at the Oddessy NightClub. Barbie not
available in this area.
Shaunessy Barbie:
This Barbie has recently been divorced. She comes with Ken's car, Ken's
boat, and Ken's house.
Barbie Dolls Inc. Announces The Release Today of Limited Edition Barbie
Dolls for the Vancouver Market:
West Van Barbie:
This 'Princess Barbie' is only sold at Park Royal (at selected stores
only). She comes with assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a lapdog
and a 2 Million dollar house. Options include tummy tuck, face lift, spa
certificates for Tiba, and a workaholic cheating husband Dr.Ken.
Tsawwassen / White Rock Barbie:
This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the Lexus SUV or Ford
Windstar minivan (traffic jamming cell phone sold separately). She gets
lost easily, and has no full-time occupation or secondary education. You
can find this Barbie walking the beach in the mornings or trying to work
off her extra pounds at Just Ladies Fitness. Optional matching gym outfit.
East Van Barbie:
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a
slammed Chevrolet with oversized wheels and tinted windows and a Methadone
Clinic Ken. Also available in a jailbird version with orange coveralls.
Yaletown Barbie:
This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports car or a souped up
Hummer 2, and for an added bonus, a $200,000, 400 square foot bachelorette
pad. She walks her Chiuwawa, named Pookie every morning to Starbucks for
her Grande, double shot, skinny, sugar-free vanilla latte. Also available,
numerous Platinum credit cards and Shallow-Ken. You can find this Barbie at
Yaletown Yoga Studio 3 times a week. This Barbie takes Pookie to her job as
a Financial Analyst.
Cloverdale Barbie:
This white-trash model comes in Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a
NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack of Coors Light and a Hank, Jr. CD set.
She can spit over 5 feet and she can kick Ken's a$$ when she's drunk. A
pickup is available with JR Country Radio bumper stickers.
Aldergrove Barbie:
The Parkside version has a mouth that is firmly closed so as not to show
her summer teeth, Daisy Dukes and a half T-shirt that guarantees you can
see her navel piercing and at least 5 tattoos. Both versions swear
incessantly and are not recommended for children. She is a GRCC drop-out,
and has never made it out of what she calls "the rockin' grove"
Surrey Barbie:
This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie still has not learned that you
can't wear high-heeled sandals from Payless with no pedicure and without
breaking a heel and falling while you chase your beer gutted mullet wearing
boyfriend. Her make-up is dark red lip liner with lips covered in a sparkly
pink color or no fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed
jeans with assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back of her jeans,
a white barely-there see-through shirt. Her long, layered hair is
bleached/highlighted and BIG. Accessories include: CD-player equipped with
Bon Jovi, and a 1996 Camaro Z-28.
Maple Ridge Barbie:
This Barbie is the same model of Barbie that was released in 1982. She
comes with shoulder pads, dark Polyester skirt, white pantyhose and a bad
haircut. Options include a Rick James T-shirt, Wal-Mart purse and outdated
shoes.
Chilliwack Barbie:
This flannel wearing Barbie comes with her own 4-H ribbon collection, brown
pick up truck and blue eye shadow. She's a country girl at heart with cow
manure odoured boots (scratch and sniff the soles for a realistic dose of
country fun). Cowboy Ken is toothless and also clad in red and black
flannel check shirt. You can find Cowboy Ken making a fool of himself in
the stands at local hockey games.
Richmond Barbie:
This chemically treated, black with red streaked hair Barbie, with her
Burberry handbag and matching scarf, comes with a hot little Mercedes with
Hello Kitty stuffed toys on the dash, funded directly from her rich
Grandparents. This one of a kind Barbie also comes with an unlimited amount
of Platinum credit cards. Speed-loving Ken is also available with the
choice of a souped up Honda Civic or Subaru Impreza.
Kitsilano Barbie:
This Barbie is usually found shopping on 4th Ave in her Lululemon yoga
outfit and carrying a bag of fresh organic veggies from 'Choices' with her
snowboarding shaggy haired boyfriend Ken. On weekends you can find this
Barbie babe at The Sushi Eatery with a swarm of Barbie friends. You can
purchase this Barbie's torn Levi's, buffalo sweater and crocheted purse for
her laid-back days.
West-End Ken
You can purchase this special Ken at select Boys Co. stores, and he comes
complete with a tight black shirt and leather pants. Ken is usually found
struttin' down Davie or dancin' at the Oddessy NightClub. Barbie not
available in this area.
Shaunessy Barbie:
This Barbie has recently been divorced. She comes with Ken's car, Ken's
boat, and Ken's house.