bwahahaha

[Jon]

bwahahha.. # 8 and 9 are money

1. What doesn't belong in this list?

a. Meat

b. Eggs

c. Wife

d. Blowjob

Answer : blowjob You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.



2. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

Answer: So men can be open minded.



3. What's the speed limit of sex?

Answer: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.



4. What do a Rubik cube and a penis have in common?

Answer: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.



5. What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

Answer: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!



6. Three words to ruin a man's ego...

Answer: "Is it in?"



7. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough

Boy?

Answer: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.



8. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?

Answer: One of his fingers is clean.



9. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?

Answer. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.



10. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

Answer: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

[87CAM_406CI_SS]

bahahahahahahahhahaha fucking hilarious ;D

[eltonz88ragtop]

number 6 bahahahaha

[IROC-Z]

number 6 bahahahaha


hey asian boy... I wouldn't be laughing about that one :P

j/k

[Ta88gta]

haha funny stuff.. which gives me an idea for a "crack me up" forum. A place to post all jokes, funny pics, etc. place to go when you need a laugh. what do you say mikey.

[IROC-Z]

haha funny stuff.. which gives me an idea for a "crack me up" forum. A place to post all jokes, funny pics, etc. place to go when you need a laugh. what do you say mikey.


Maybe we can get nick to post a copy of his book in there when its done :P

[Ta88gta]

hsahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha.. now thats comedy

[turbosonoma]

haha funny stuff.. which gives me an idea for a "crack me up" forum. A place to post all jokes, funny pics, etc. place to go when you need a laugh. what do you say mikey.


Maybe we can get nick to post a copy of his book in there when its done :P



LOL, hes classic....

[Bagged_camaro]

number 6 bahahahaha


hey asian boy... I wouldn't be laughing about that one :P

j/k


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA *deep breath* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAH *stops laughing*...*starts laughing again* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

hehehe
so true

[eltonz88ragtop]

number 6 bahahahaha


hey asian boy... I wouldn't be laughing about that one :P

j/k


hahaha lol they call me the BEAST ;)

[IROC-Z]

number 6 bahahahaha


hey asian boy... I wouldn't be laughing about that one :P

j/k


hahaha lol they call me the BEAST ;)


kinda like naming a toy poodle beast huh ;)

[eltonz88ragtop]

thats enough out of u! how do u know im not some 6"11 asian dude ;D :P

jon:keep ur mouth shut u heheh

[Noemi_Z28]

thats enough out of u! how do u know im not some 6"11 asian dude ;D :P

jon:keep ur mouth shut u heheh


You're bigger then me if it makes you feel better! ;D

[eltonz88ragtop]

boohya! thats right! hheh thanks fro the back up supernomi

[Jon]

thats enough out of u! how do u know im not some 6"11 asian dude ;D :P

jon:keep ur mouth shut u heheh


lmao.. i had the mouse over the reply button then saw that last line... dammit .. lol

[talos]

lol... he got u :P don't be hatin :-*

sorry im so bored i don't know what im talking about anymore :-\

[Bagged_camaro]

its ok Elton... we all know your only 5' 2" @ 140lbs... ;D

[eltonz88ragtop]

its ok Elton... we all know your only 5' 2" @ 140lbs... ;D


6'3" 235lbs of muscle... :P
sounds familiar?

[Dan92Z]

OOOOOOOOOO see this could be funny :D

hey elton u still live in oak bay?

[Bagged_camaro]

hahaha ya...sounds like me!

[eltonz88ragtop]

OOOOOOOOOO see this could be funny :D

hey elton u still live in oak bay?


no i never lived in oak bay just went to school there and all my friends are there, why u live around there? i live just out of oak bay, we gotta meet up some time!



haha lol ya suure bagged camaro, according to chris_88 5'5 110 lbs LOL! does that post sound familiar to u:P

hehe just kidding aorund little man we gotta chill some time!

[Dan92Z]

elton.. for sure man.. nah im still in squidney area.. but ya.. ill give ya a shout next week for sure...

[Bagged_camaro]

yep, that really how big i am ::) :P

[Noemi_Z28]

yep, that really how big i am ::) :P


haha even I could kick your ass then (even when you're sober ;))

[eltonz88ragtop]

alright u guys lets just face, it.... out of bagged camaro, supernomi, and me i am the biggest, end of discussion :P

[Noemi_Z28]

alright u guys lets just face, it.... out of bagged camaro, supernomi, and me i am the biggest, end of discussion :P




LOL! fine I admit defeat :'(

[Jon]

alright u guys lets just face, it.... out of bagged camaro, supernomi, and me i am the biggest, end of discussion :P




LOL! fine I admit defeat :'(


thats a first

[Noemi_Z28]

alright u guys lets just face, it.... out of bagged camaro, supernomi, and me i am the biggest, end of discussion :P




LOL! fine I admit defeat :'(


thats a first


Hey you admitted yourself I'm never wrong ;)

[Jon]

alright u guys lets just face, it.... out of bagged camaro, supernomi, and me i am the biggest, end of discussion :P




LOL! fine I admit defeat :'(


thats a first


Hey you admitted yourself I'm never wrong ;)

i plead temporary insanity.. or i was drunk.. or somting...

[Noemi_Z28]

alright u guys lets just face, it.... out of bagged camaro, supernomi, and me i am the biggest, end of discussion :P




LOL! fine I admit defeat :'(


thats a first


Hey you admitted yourself I'm never wrong ;)

i plead temporary insanity.. or i was drunk.. or somting...


too late!

[Jon]

alright u guys lets just face, it.... out of bagged camaro, supernomi, and me i am the biggest, end of discussion :P




LOL! fine I admit defeat :'(


thats a first


Hey you admitted yourself I'm never wrong ;)

i plead temporary insanity.. or i was drunk.. or somting...


too late!


god damn

[79 Z28]

how bout stop quoting eachother dammit! lol

[Jon]

how bout stop quoting eachother dammit! lol


ok


;D

[79 Z28]

we need an angry face!