So yea, I'm new here :P

[Mz. Titties]

Hi,
Nice to meet all of ya..... I juss joined here cuz I was told i had to lol and I don't have anything better to do than sit on a site all day long seeing as I have the borringest job in the world! Sittin at a stinkin desk all day long.. Borring....
SO hey I am Lisa, I live in cloverdale but spend most of my days out in guildford an yea just wanted to say hey....

[iroc22]

what do you drive?

[matt]

This should be entertaining.

We need more justin in this thread.


WAit.. were you at the Spanish Banks meet?

[PumpkinPie]

wow ...fitting name.

now put 'em away

[Captain Morgan]

wow ...fitting name.

now put 'em away


:rofl:

[79 Z28]

welcome to the board. :D

[formula mark]

great, more women on the internet

que 5 pages of e-humpign in 5.4.3.2........

[killer_z28]

welcome... aww more slayings lol

[allpontiacs]

What the hell, I can't believe this is still on the first page.

[iroc22]

What the hell, I can't believe this is still on the first page.


It's your fault

[Dunout]

BOOBIES

[Dunout]

i dont think shes comeing back here

[Captain Morgan]

BOOBIES



i dont think shes comeing back here


:bowrofl:

[allpontiacs]

Well the other chick got to page 20-something. I'm sure this will rival it, especially with her getting off on the right foot with the name.

[killer_z28]

take off ur top.. take off ur top

[mousemaker]

i voted no on account that girls dont belong in muscle cars

back to the kitchen bitches!


http://www.vancouverfbody.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9113.0;id=1910;ima ge

[PumpkinPie]

i voted no on account that girls dont belong in muscle cars

back to the kitchen bitches!


http://www.vancouverfbody.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9113.0;id=1910;ima ge
]

:repost:


get over it ::)

[killer_z28]

i voted no on account that girls dont belong in muscle cars

back to the kitchen bitches!


http://www.vancouverfbody.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=9113.0;id=1910;ima ge


haha soo wild

[Zion]

wow ...fitting name.

now put 'em away

If she put them away, her name wouldn't mean anything.

At least she is following board guidelines.
Apparently you are above the law.

[Dizzle]

wow ...fitting name.

now put 'em away


jealous she's getting more attention?

[PumpkinPie]

wow ...fitting name.

now put 'em away


jealous she's getting more attention?



nope :)

[Dizzle]

wow ...fitting name.

now put 'em away


jealous she's getting more attention?



nope :)

liar

[PumpkinPie]

wow ...fitting name.

now put 'em away

If she put them away, her name wouldn't mean anything.

At least she is following board guidelines.
Apparently you are above the law.



you're a little slow Zion....but you eventually catch on :)

[mousemaker]

:repost:


get over it ::)


Hence the quote Pumpkin.

[PumpkinPie]

:repost:


get over it ::)


Hence the quote Pumpkin.


just clearly stating it was a repost and that you should get over it and stop posting it :)

[mousemaker]

::)

[PumpkinPie]

::)


don't roll your eyes at me mister

[mousemaker]

Or what, you'll flame as if I'd just mentioned some creative use for PVC pipe?

[Zion]

wow ...fitting name.

now put 'em away

If she put them away, her name wouldn't mean anything.

At least she is following board guidelines.
Apparently you are above the law.



you're a little slow Zion....but you eventually catch on :)


um... that was sarcasm. Please say you got that.

[iroc22]

great thread

[mousemaker]

Hi,
Nice to meet all of ya..... I juss joined here cuz I was told i had to lol and I don't have anything better to do than sit on a site all day long seeing as I have the borringest job in the world!* Sittin at a stinkin desk all day long.. Borring....
SO hey I am Lisa, I live in cloverdale but spend most of my days out in guildford an yea just wanted to say hey....


BTW, welcome!

[79 Z28]

shes only made one post, settle down you mongers lol

[PumpkinPie]

wow ...fitting name.

now put 'em away

If she put them away, her name wouldn't mean anything.

At least she is following board guidelines.
Apparently you are above the law.



you're a little slow Zion....but you eventually catch on :)


um... that was sarcasm. Please say you got that.


as was mine...maybe you don't catch on so fast :kekeke:

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

somones moving in on your territory pumpkin

strike her down!

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

btw pumpkin is better looking :|

[allpontiacs]

I agree.

[mousemaker]

Pretty sure we scared her off. She hasn't posted since.

[allpontiacs]

Troller!

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

boner

[iroc22]

I want her to come back for some e-humping

[allpontiacs]

Are we doing the word game again?

[iroc22]

no

[allpontiacs]

yes?

[mousemaker]

Maybe?

[allpontiacs]

No means yes.

[iroc22]

no

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

SKULL FUCK

[Zion]

rob just gets right to the point.

[Captain Morgan]

she seems to like gbody better

[formula mark]

seems like there may be some hope afterall, this thread is still on page 2!


OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

[Dizzle]

seems like there may be some hope afterall, this thread is still on page 2!


OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

[iroc22]

people have been slow lately, give it some time

[PumpkinPie]

btw pumpkin is better looking :|


awwwwww thanks guys :'( (tears of joy)

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

i watch out for my womenz

[formula mark]

SPOTTED: tits McGee

http://www.bcgbody.com/forums/index.php?topic=4300.0

::)

[allpontiacs]

I started reading it and got bored. It seems lame.

[iroc22]

very uninteresting

[Chris_88_Camaro]

didnt see ne titties :ohboy:

[matt]

I wonder if she's given drumhawk her number yet.

[killer_z28]

I wonder if she's given drumhawk her number yet.

i have her email addy, we talked for hours on end :)

[Mz. Titties]

Okay,
Sorry I haven't been able to reply to ya' all yet....
One: I drive a 86 I rocZ
Two: Most of the time I am on sites such as these, I don't have anything better to do while I am at work...
I went to Spanish banks and was impressed....
Even thought I am an old fassioned girl with a new twist... Offence taken but the back to the kitchen comments....
Thanks to all of you who welcomed me... :)
I look forward to some day meetin some of u guys on here :)

[Noemi_Z28]

Okay,
Sorry I haven't been able to reply to ya' all yet....
One: I drive a 86 I rocZ
Two: Most of the time I am on sites such as these, I don't have anything better to do while I am at work...
I went to Spanish banks and was impressed....
Even thought I am an old fassioned girl with a new twist... Offence taken but the back to the kitchen comments....
Thanks to all of you who welcomed me... :)
I look forward to some day meetin some of u guys on here :)


Welcome to the site, read the gbody post, if you say "hehe Im a girl" one more time Im pretty sure, I'll rip my own hair out. otherwise, enjoy your stay, pink cars are played out for girls too.

[PumpkinPie]

Okay,
Sorry I haven't been able to reply to ya' all yet....
One: I drive a 86 I rocZ
Two: Most of the time I am on sites such as these, I don't have anything better to do while I am at work...
I went to Spanish banks and was impressed....
Even thought I am an old fassioned girl with a new twist... Offence taken but the back to the kitchen comments....
Thanks to all of you who welcomed me... :)
I look forward to some day meetin some of u guys on here :)


Welcome to the site, read the gbody post, if you say "hehe Im a girl" one more time Im pretty sure, I'll rip my own hair out. otherwise, enjoy your stay, pink cars are played out for girls too.


:rofl:

pink = my fav color, but not on a car :barf: .....black is always sexy...or white

[ikillu]

Welcome back.

[matt]

Offence taken but the back to the kitchen comments....
:)


GET THE FUCK BACK INTO THE KITCHEN AND BAKE ME A FUCKING PIE!

[Jessev]

annd...pretty sure shes gone now haha.

[allpontiacs]

PIE MOTHERFUCKER WHARS MAH PIE

There's nothing wrong with women being chained up in the kitchen, personally I prefer it that way. It's hardly offensive...

[Jessev]

why do women have small feet?






so they can stand closer to the stove.

[allpontiacs]

why do women have small feet?






so they can stand closer to the stove.


Or the sink...

[Jessev]

laundry machine also

[Jessev]

pretty much anything but a gas pedal, really. lol

[allpontiacs]

Hahaha true enough, but they don't need to worry about that anyways, it's not like they know what their foot is doing anyways while they're yakking on the phone trying to apply makeup in the rearview...

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

TITTIES IN YOUR FACE

[iroc22]

pretty much anything but a gas pedal, really. lol


Why does a woman need a watch?

SHE DOESNT DAMMIT THERES A CLOCK ON THE STOVE

[PumpkinPie]

pretty much anything but a gas pedal, really. lol


Why does a woman need a watch?

SHE DOESNT DAMMIT THERES A CLOCK ON THE STOVE


:rofl:

I'm pretty sure that soon stoves are going to come stock with an anchor to tie the ankle chain on...

more pie for everyone? :dunno:

[allpontiacs]

There's my pie. Damn straight stoves should come with anchors and a bigass chain...

[mousemaker]

I wonder if she's given drumhawk her number yet.


:rofl: Priceless!
She's quite the little postwhore over on Gbod, their version of Pumpkin I suppose. :kekeke:

[matt]

I'm pretty sure pumpkin will take offence to that comparison... i know i would

*shudder*

:barf:

[iroc22]

Please refer yourselves to this topic:

http://www.vancouverfbody.com/forums/index.php?topic=9432.0

[matt]

Please refer yourselves to this topic:

http://www.vancouverfbody.com/forums/index.php?topic=9432.0


Wicked. A post referring to a post referring to a post.

d'oh spelling

[iroc22]

Enough new windows for you?

[PumpkinPie]

I wonder if she's given drumhawk her number yet.


:rofl:* *Priceless!
She's quite the little postwhore over on Gbod, their version of Pumpkin I suppose.* *:kekeke:


atleast I'm a good looking post whore :D :kekeke:

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

prove it

[PumpkinPie]

prove it


shut up rob you've seen me you idiot

[iroc22]

prove it


shut up rob you've seen me you idiot


I dont think Ive seen you before

what do you look like? A/S/L please

thanks!

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

19/yes please/home

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

prove it


shut up rob you've seen me you idiot


prove it

[PumpkinPie]

prove it


shut up rob you've seen me you idiot


prove it


damnit...next i guess we have to be somewhere in the same picture together :noes:

[89RS]

I wonder if she's given drumhawk her number yet.


:rofl:* *Priceless!
She's quite the little postwhore over on Gbod, their version of Pumpkin I suppose.* *:kekeke:


atleast I'm a good looking post whore :D :kekeke:


you need to get over yourself

[Zion]

the problem isnt that she cant get over herself, its that guys cant seem to get over her.




Leaf frog is a bitch when you get stuck...

[PumpkinPie]

I wonder if she's given drumhawk her number yet.


:rofl:* *Priceless!
She's quite the little postwhore over on Gbod, their version of Pumpkin I suppose.* *:kekeke:


atleast I'm a good looking post whore :D :kekeke:


you need to get over yourself


it was a joke justin ..relllllax ::)

[89RS]

i refuse to relax

[79 Z28]

i refuse to relax
berkinrelax

[PumpkinPie]

i refuse to relax


I will make you



and that's getting old jason

[Shifty_Capone]

i dont think shes comeing back here


frankly I hope she doesn't

[PumpkinPie]

i dont think shes comeing back here


frankly I hope she doesn't



oh you love it erik :naughty:

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

who wants to see my TITTIES!!!!!

[Dizzle]

leave em where they are.

[Shifty_Capone]

yah rob no one wants to see that show

[Dizzle]

Is this the girl from the meet whos tits where almost hypnotic to watch as they bounced practically out of her shirt as she walked?

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

you guys are shit heads

[iroc22]

Is this the girl from the meet whos tits where almost hypnotic to watch as they bounced practically out of her shirt as she walked?


yes, but replace hypnotic with gross

[Dizzle]

It's like a train wreck, no matter how gruesome you can't pull your eyes away.

They looked like fun, I wanted to use them as drums :D

[iroc22]

click here and ask her about the drumming

http://www.bcgbody.com/forums/index.php?topic=4479.from1141160636#new

[Captain Morgan]

i figure he's got a good chance if he really wants to drum on them

its like asking water to get wet

[Dizzle]

whats a gbody?

[Captain Morgan]

whats a gbody?


serious question or screwing around?

[Dizzle]

whats a bcgbody?

she'll be back to talk about her pink iroc she wants to build. then she'll send me a PM for hot sax cause my vert is sax

[iroc22]

hot dog down a hallway you mean?

[Dizzle]

I wouldn't touch it with my penis, i'd use my foot. I'd play the drums with the penor tho

[Captain Morgan]

I wouldn't touch it with my penis, i'd use my foot. I'd play the drums with the penor tho


might get trenchfoot though

[Captain Morgan]

http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/FWWfoot.jpg

[Dizzle]

It's called a GARBAGE BAG

[Captain Morgan]

It's called a GARBAGE BAG


X3

[Dizzle]

X9

[Captain Morgan]

X9


as long as they're GLAD bags
you'll be glad when you realize you dont have leprosy

[Dizzle]

LOL, I feel bad, I think we've taken it too far.

[PumpkinPie]

LOL, I feel bad, I think we've taken it too far.



wayyyy to far you guys.....geez

dan your an asshole ;)

[Dizzle]

you love it.

[matt]

"Treat her rough, you'll get your muff" - Da main man, Ali G.

[iroc22]

respekt

[Dizzle]

R - E - S - T - E - C - P... restecp.

[matt]

respek


Ain't even in the dictionary anymore.

[Dizzle]

R - E - S - T - E - C - P... restecp.

[PumpkinPie]

R - E - S - T - E - C - P... restecp.



your wrong dan it's respek geeeeeez

[Dizzle]

clearly you haven't seen ali G... IN DA HOUSE

[iroc22]

glad bag x9

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

i wonder if she has pancake nipples

[iroc22]

http://www.bcgbody.com/forums/index.php?topic=4579.0

[79 Z28]

this thread is pathetic lol 2 posts and you walking tube steaks are all over this 5 pages lol

[matt]

this thread is pathetic lol 2 posts and you walking tube steaks are all over this 5 pages lol


I just wanna get laid.... :hs:

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

i wish i knew what pussy looked like

[PumpkinPie]

but...he...spells....it....


respek





GOD

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

whatever you say pumplin

[allpontiacs]

haw

[iroc22]

this thread is pathetic lol 2 posts and you walking tube steaks are all over this 5 pages lol


We're all making fun of her, not hitting on her

[Captain Morgan]

this thread is pathetic lol 2 posts and you walking tube steaks are all over this 5 pages lol


We're all making fun of her, not hitting on her


i hope someone hits on her
we could have a 10 page thread on that guy

[allpontiacs]

SHE HAS BIG BOOBIES, WHAT MORE COULD WE WANT???

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

a penis?

[allpontiacs]

Well, I suppose that's personal preference. I suppose you could always talk to pumplin if that's your thing.

[Captain Morgan]

Well, I suppose that's personal preference. I suppose you could always talk to pumplin if that's your thing.


hey come on now, pumplin is a PERSON, not a THING

[allpontiacs]

HO BOY, WHAT WITTICISM

[iroc22]

This thread is taking a turn for THE WORSE

[PumpkinPie]

Well, I suppose that's personal preference. I suppose you could always talk to pumplin if that's your thing.



:naughty:

...wait....hey I don't just give out free penis rides to every joe schmoe

[allpontiacs]

Well, I suppose that's personal preference. I suppose you could always talk to pumplin if that's your thing.



:naughty:

...wait....hey I don't just give out free penis rides to every joe schmoe


I know, it was hard enough for me to get it going on and I'm a super stud. (S)HE'S A FREEZE!!! A FREEZE!

[matt]

Yeah, god damn it. Leg-humping on the internet drives most girls insane. Something must be wrong with her :|

DYKE!!!

[iroc22]

Erica admitted to me thats shes been sending PMs to mz. titties all this time

[matt]

Erica admitted to me thats shes been sending PMs to mz. titties all this time


KNEW IT!!! Bah. I'll never look at her the same.





.... how could you touch that thing? :rofl:

[iroc22]

wooden pole?

[matt]

:rofl:

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

how many times do i have to tell you i would never hump pumpkins legs


only her face

[allpontiacs]

how many times do i have to tell you i would never hump pumpkins legs


only her face


Not her mouth?

[iroc22]

I think the mouth is on the face

[allpontiacs]

True but it's not the face, it's part OF the face. Personally, I'd rather have the mouth than the whole face. That would be kind of lame, just rubbing the meat and two veg all over her eyelids and such.

[iroc22]

Id prefer if a woman didnt have a mouth at all really

[allpontiacs]

True, true. But really, so long as they've always got something stuffed into it they can't talk.

[iroc22]

This is true too

[iroc22]

We're talking about fat women and sandwiches right?

[allpontiacs]

Um...sure, why not.

[matt]

I like mouth....

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

your dumb, if i wanted to skull fuck pumpkin that dosent mean id skin her flesh and rub my knob on her bone

[ikillu]

your dumb, if i wanted to skull fuck pumpkin that dosent mean id skin her flesh and rub my knob on her bone
Nice one :|

[LowriderS10]

lol I've never seen someone be ridiculed on so many threads simultaneously (cept maybe irocstang). The "post pics of yourself" thread on bcg is gold too!

[indecisive]

lol I've never seen someone be ridiculed on so many threads simultaneously (cept maybe irocstang). The "post pics of yourself" thread on bcg is gold too!


thread on bcgbody got locked :( :gay:

[iroc22]

lol I've never seen someone be ridiculed on so many threads simultaneously (cept maybe irocstang). The "post pics of yourself" thread on bcg is gold too!


thread on bcgbody got locked* :( :gay:


these sites are supposed to be no rules!! It needs to be unlocked for more criticism

[90_IROC]

this is probably the only thread over2 pages that i have read completely and not wanted to regain those lost minutes of my life. i actually laughed out loud atleast a half dozen times. keep it coming :D

[camarosource]

Someone mind explaining exactly who this "Mz. Titties" is and why she seems to have such a BAD REP right now?

I went through the posts and links and can't understand what she did.. What DID she do?? She posted pics? Anyone mind sending me these pics? ;-)

Did she post a fake picture of yourself or something?

[Jessev]

http://www.vancouverfbody.com/forums/index.php?topic=9344.0
link of a link to a thread including many links to many threads which may or may not include links to links of other threads.

[camarosource]

http://www.vancouverfbody.com/forums/index.php?topic=9344.0
link of a link to a thread including many links to many threads which may or may not include links to links of other threads.


huh?

[Jessev]

exactly

[camarosource]

exactly


How does that explain her?

[Jessev]

i cant find the rite thread lol

[Jessev]

http://www.bcgbody.com/forums/index.php?topic=4579.0

[camarosource]

http://www.bcgbody.com/forums/index.php?topic=4579.0



yeah, seen that.. it's just pics making fun of her but what did she do to deserve this? I read she's new and posted a msg in the intro area introducing herself and now she's being made fun of, photoshopped... what happened? What pics did she post?

[matt]

I can't take sympathy on someone with a username like hers. I'm sorry.

[camarosource]

I can't take sympathy on someone with a username like hers. I'm sorry.


She this is all because of her username?

[Jessev]

http://www.bcgbody.com/forums/index.php?topic=4408.msg71827#msg71827
http://www.bcgbody.com/forums/index.php?topic=4298.0

and such quotes as...
K so I live on the cloverdale - Langley boarder and am looking for ppl in the area LOL
Anyone intrested?

Yes I know this is a car site...... I am not brainless...
My kids are 6 and 7 and i am about 22 now

WHo all wants me to post the mz. tittiez sign picture???


that took way too long...shes more of a star on gbody...only 2 posts here...

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

camarosource:

basically, she acts trashy on the net and so she gets treated trashy, just like chicks who sleep around, they try to find love but guys just wanna dump their load and move on

[Captain Morgan]

in a nutshell
she lowers the bar for surrey girls

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

act like a slut, get treated like one

[mousemaker]

in a nutshell
she lowers the bar for surrey girls


Ouch!

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

she makes sex and the city look like tom and jerry

[iroc22]

camarosource:

basically, she acts trashy on the net and so she gets treated trashy, just like chicks who sleep around, they try to find love but guys just wanna dump their load and move on


I love cumdumpsters

[79 Z28]

more kid

[Zion]

was she the on at the meet in the track suit?

[PumpkinPie]

Kids?.....TWO kids? :noes: all of a sudden I don't want a piece



and yes Zion she was the one in the pink track suit with her tits hanging out everywhere...

[Captain Morgan]

Kids?.....TWO kids? :noes:* all of a sudden I don't want a piece



and yes Zion she was the one in the pink track suit with her tits hanging out everywhere...





nasty chicks with big knockers, just like a car accident, cant help but look.....

[PumpkinPie]

Kids?.....TWO kids? :noes:* all of a sudden I don't want a piece



and yes Zion she was the one in the pink track suit with her tits hanging out everywhere...





nasty chicks with big knockers, just like a car accident, cant help but look.....



exactly

you just....can't.....look...away...

it's like they're mezmorizing in some horrifying grotesque way :|

[camarosource]

Anyone happen to get her is any of the pics you took? Merely curious

[PumpkinPie]

Anyone happen to get her is any of the pics you took? Merely curious


some of her....I think it's 3/4 of her tits that happened to get into the picture as she was walking...is in one of the pics that was posted in the 'Spanish Banks Meet Pics' thread.....but I'll be damned if I'm gonna go look thru all of it just to find a picture of her

[Zion]

your just saying that so we wont clue into the fact that you already did...

[iroc22]

Anyone happen to get her is any of the pics you took? Merely curious


I tried not to

[camarosource]

Anyone happen to get her is any of the pics you took? Merely curious


some of her....I think it's 3/4 of her tits that happened to get into the picture as she was walking...is in one of the pics that was posted in the 'Spanish Banks Meet Pics' thread.....but I'll be damned if I'm gonna go look thru all of it just to find a picture of her


Remember who posted the pic? I didn't see anyone wearing an all pink swetsuit..

[iroc22]

It's really not worth the search

[PumpkinPie]

It's really not worth the search

[Zion]

i think it was hosted here:


www.meatspin.com

[camarosource]

It's really not worth the search




no msg?

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

SCOTTY NA PAS

[PumpkinPie]

It's really not worth the search




no msg?


blah too much effort sorry, I did get it, just not willing to look....maybe...and only MAYBE if i'm extremely bored one day I'll look

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

stop wasting time on this trashy hoe

[Captain Morgan]

i think it was hosted here:


www.meatspin.com


you didnt wait long enough
im sure you got someone though

[Zion]

i think it was hosted here:


www.meatspin.com


you didnt wait long enough
im sure you got someone though



excellent...


i literally got 4 different friends today, it was priceless.

the ones i didnt get with meatspin, i got with www.mudfall.com :naughty:

[Captain Morgan]

mudfall...oh man, i want to click but i dont want to click :rofl:

[iroc22]

haha mudfall, seems pretty explanatory

[Captain Morgan]

Aghhhhhgghgh curiosity killed my brain
id like to meet the people who take the time to make animated gifs like that. and possibly rip their fingernails off

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

i would sodomize their children

[Zion]

mudfall associated with meatspin. its sick, there is a couple other ones.

i changed the home page on my friends computer to meatspin.com and he completly flipped out while the rest of us laughed our asses off

[iroc22]

I like pranks

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

no guys im serious im in love with a stripper

[formula mark]

hey guyz, im in the maple ridge area and loking for some male acquaintance, nothing gay, just wanna hang out

my hobbies include spooning and cameros

anyone interested?

[Captain Morgan]

hey guyz, im in the maple ridge area and loking for some mal acquaintance, nothing gay, just wanna hang out

my hobbies include spooning and cameros

anyone interested?


Can i see your breasts first? :fingersx:

[formula mark]

hey guyz, im in the maple ridge area and loking for some mal acquaintance, nothing gay, just wanna hang out

my hobbies include spooning and cameros

anyone interested?


Can i see your breasts first? :fingersx:


http://www.ifoundbob.com/bblog/uploads/manboobs.jpg

[iroc22]

no guys im serious im in love with a stripper


There was a stripper from Delanies hitting on me at Ozone a couple weeks ago, I got her number, but I dont think Im going to call her. Whats the point in working to see her naked when I can just go to Delanies and see it without working :dunno:

[Captain Morgan]

well if you spooge on their face at delanies you get the shit kicked out of you by bouncers :sanchez:

[iroc22]

Im thinking most strippers would be excessively horny and have probably fucked a lot of guys

[Captain Morgan]

Im thinking most strippers would be excessively horny and have probably fucked a lot of guys


pssh their mouths dont carry gonorrhea

[iroc22]

Really? I know nothing about STDs

[Captain Morgan]

just Glad bag it! 14x

[iroc22]

you sure 14 will do? They are glads though...

[Captain Morgan]

you sure 14 will do?* They are glads though...


take it from the baritone guy with white hair

[iroc22]

how does he get into people's houses all the time? Lots of B&E's goin on there

[Captain Morgan]

he's the james bond of the garbage bag industry
i bet he's Albino too, guys had white hair forever

[iroc22]

that's some children of the corn shit goin on there

[PumpkinPie]

no guys im serious im in love with a stripper


everytime I leave ozone I have that stupid fucking song stuck in my head


ps. delanies strippers :barf:

[89RS]

The best strippers are naked strippers

[PumpkinPie]

The best strippers are naked strippers


no way ::)

[79 Z28]

The best strippers are naked strippers


no way ::)
i like strippers

[iroc22]

I hate strippers they always seem to have meat curtains and big noses

[Captain Morgan]

http://www.humanleague.dk/content/downloads/pictures/avatars/others/zoidberg.gif

[iroc22]

ahhh meat curtains

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

usually they are ditch pigs, but this one i saw was absolutly breathtaking, i couldnt believe it, everyone thought she was WAY to hot to be up there, she should be doing internet porn at least or somthing else with big bucks

i was drunk and told her i love her, i think she likes me

[79 Z28]

lol awesome

[iroc22]

internet porn big bucks haha I dunnnnnoooo

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

its better then owning a stupid trans am you MOTHER FUCK!

[iroc22]

My car is a piece, the power passenger power window doesnt work and the power lock button is broke....and I get passed by Hondas on the freeway

[Zoki]

My car is a piece, the power passenger power window doesnt work and the power lock button is broke....and I get passed by Hondas on the freeway


i'll gladly take it off your hands. lol

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

i'll molest your man hole

[Captain Morgan]

My car is a piece, the power passenger power window doesnt work and the power lock button is broke....and I get passed by Hondas on the freeway


that window was annoying! i wonder why the passenger side would wear out...usually the drivers goes first

[iroc22]

My car is a piece, the power passenger power window doesnt work and the power lock button is broke....and I get passed by Hondas on the freeway


that window was annoying! i wonder why the passenger side would wear out...usually the drivers goes first


I dont know, piece of GM garbage

That was funny when I told you not to roll it down and I look over and it's like halfway down already haha

[Jessev]

my pass window is WAY slower too. ud think driver would go first cuz of drivethroughs and that door being opened more and everything.

[Captain Morgan]

my pass window is WAY slower too. ud think driver would go first cuz of drivethroughs and that door being opened more and everything.


iroc22 likes to drive his car from the passenger side, you should see his shifting

[CamaroRobZ28beer]

is it sexual

[Captain Morgan]

its annular

[iroc22]

I wish I knew what annular was

[iroc22]

and my rev-match downshifting is impeccable bitches

[Dizzle]

mines better.

[allpontiacs]

Annular boosters.

[Captain Morgan]

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=annular

[iroc22]

my shifting forms a ring shape :(

[Captain Morgan]

Stinky Stickshift